Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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