You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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