Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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