so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Two words: nipple clamps
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