Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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