try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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