so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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