so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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