Do vagina's smell?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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