P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
