Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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