Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
i need some magic done to my vagina
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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