have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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