Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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