Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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