So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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