It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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