Christians are straight up FREAKS
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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