So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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