haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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