How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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