and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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