After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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