my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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