I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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