Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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