I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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