if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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