Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
