her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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