i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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