yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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