I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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