two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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