You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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