Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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