South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Sext me about skeletons
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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