love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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