yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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