This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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