Don't you send me to vm
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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