oh god the rape fog is back!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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