Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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