I'm eating all of the evidence.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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