I think I am morally bankrupt
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
