i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
