I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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