Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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