I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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