Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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