I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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