Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you will always have a special place in my vag
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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