That's intense
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
