And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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