I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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