we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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