We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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